How many people looked at screen cap 6 and thought, "Oh Dear God, I hope that's not what I think it is. Oh, it just an ear. Whew!"

Screen Cap 1 followed by 2: The reason I REFUSE to be put under anasthesia at the dentist.

How about reviewing the F-ing scene? I read reviews to find out if a scene is worth downloading, not to find out the medical history of the porn stars in the scene.

Absolutely the most gorgeous woman in porn. She is a goddess, and this scene is no exception. I would create and altar to Monica and worship to it every single night, but my wife would cut my balls off if I did.

Uh, this video is called creampie, but Cap 6 shows the girl in the very first scene takes it in the mouth? WTF?

Wow, this is a good scene. I just find this girl to be very hot, and she give a good fuck and good BJ. Two things I would change: 1) She shaves off her whole bush. I like a well kept bush, but redheads especially should keep a little bit of carpet IMO 2) She leaves her top on the whole time! ARGH, show us those nice pasty knockers dammit!!! Edit: Bozo's right, she's got some kinda creepy eyebrows.

Ah, so that's what master chief looks like under his armor! This scene is really weak. The girl is pretty good looking but has a very annoying and not very beleiveable high-pitch moan. And despite cap 6, she closes her mouth and just smears the cum over her clenched lips. Come on, if ya gonna be a whore, swallow like one!!! Also, she's got a big fuckin' hole in one of her stockings. Really adds to the trash factor.

This is a good example proving that while anyone can make porn, not everyone can make GOOD porn. After DLing a few scenes, I'm pretty disappointed. The ladies seem pretty bored and going through the motions. The dude in this is really annoying; he says "Good Girl" about every five seconds in each of the scenes I saw. Get some new material, man! Write a script or read from some F-ing cue cards or something! This vid is worth skipping.

I hate these gagging videos, because like most people I don't really care for watching people nearly throw up (and in some of these fucking videos, they actually throw up. WTF!?!) But I had to DL this based on doubleH's review, and sure enough Misti May is as batshit insane as he says. If you're like me and you hate gagging vids, this one is wtill worth DLing. Just watch the first 2:30 and the last 1:30 where she makes the craziest f-ing noises while taking not one but two cumshots. She should be wearing a straight jacket.

Huh, they did DPs in the 80's? The things you learn from screencaps...