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Community Profile: Funk499  |  View Your Own Profile
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Pat Myne's POV, Scene 4
Pat Myne's POV, Scene 4
Jasmine Tame
Big Boobs, Cream Pie, Cumshot, Gonzo, Latinas, One-on-One, POV, Straight Sex
Added Jul 7, 2008
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    2012-07-19T07:26:21
    Funk499 says...
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    This girl has quite possibly the worst boob job I've seen in porn. The shape aside, those scars are just ridiculous. How would you date a chick like that? "Oh yea... I love... well not your tits... but... well they're huge so yea.. I guess I have to deal with them..."
Oil Overload, Scene 3
Oil Overload, Scene 3
Britney Stevens
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Big Boobs, Brunette, Cumshot, DP, Facials, Gonzo, HD, MMF, Threesome
Added Feb 9, 2012
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    2012-05-16T06:21:31
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    You stole my comment. Looks like Ava, but not as hot, kind of the worst middle ground ever.
Black By Injection #2, Scene 1
Black By Injection #2, Scene 1
Amber Rayne
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Big Cock, Brunette, Cream Pie, Cumshot, Gaping, Gonzo, Interracial, One-on-One, Small Tits
Added May 13, 2012
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    2012-05-14T06:33:25
    Funk499 says...
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    What are you talking about? I shit bigger than that.
Oral Antics #4, Scene 9
Oral Antics #4, Scene 9
Gianna Michaels
Big Boobs, Big Butt, Blowjob, Brunette, Gonzo, Interracial, One-on-One, Oral
Added May 2, 2010
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    2012-04-17T06:53:18
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    Man this guy really needed to shut up. I mean, we all know the girls act, but why would the stunt cock need to? Like, everything she did: "AHHHHHH! AHHHH YES!!!!!" If I can't hear the gagging over his yelling, he done fucked up.
Home Wreckers, Scene 5
Home Wreckers, Scene 5
Lela Star
Cream Pie, Cumshot, Latinas, One-on-One, Straight Sex
Added Jan 11, 2008
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    2012-04-07T04:31:32
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    Its kind of a perfect metaphor for the whole problem with hot chicks in real life. Hot chicks let awful ugly douchey guys fuck them in exchange for money. Not much different than what I see happen nightly in a club.
Mayhem Explosions #6, Scene 4
Mayhem Explosions #6, Scene 4

Blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Cumshot, Facials, Gonzo, Oral
Added Mar 29, 2008
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    2012-04-03T01:13:41
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    I don't understand the point of including the first "explosion" of this scene. It seems like an utterly forgettable cumshot in the history of cumshots and a total let down on a video about 'explosions'.
Try A Teen #5, Scene 3
Try A Teen #5, Scene 3
Shayla Heart
18+ Teen, Brunette, Gonzo, One-on-One, Straight Sex
Added Dec 4, 2006
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    2012-03-28T10:42:36
    Funk499 says...
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    This is exactly the chick you'd fall in love with cause she sucked your dick at a high school dance.
The Babysitter #1, Scene 4
The Babysitter #1, Scene 4
Shayla Heart
18+ Teen, Anal, Babysitter, Brunette, DP, Feature, MMF, Roleplay, Threesome
Added Jan 5, 2008
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    2012-03-28T10:39:41
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    Isnt that the guy that stuck his head in a vagina?
Super Soakers #1, Scene 2
Super Soakers #1, Scene 2
Kat
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Cumshot, Cunnilingus, Facials, Gonzo, Latinas, One-on-One, Oral, Petite, Sixty-nine, Small Tits, Squirting
Added Dec 8, 2011
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    2012-02-12T06:55:06
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    Did anybody else notice how her asshole was prolapsing while she was making herself squirt on the pool table? That asshole is gonna be hilarious in about 10 years.
Big Melons And Apple Booties, Scene 1
Big Melons And Apple Booties, Scene 1
Savannah Jane
Big Boobs, Big Butt, Blonde, Cumshot, Facials, Gonzo, MILF, One-on-One, Oral, Rimming, Straight Sex, Tit Fucking, Toys
Added Feb 11, 2012
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    2012-02-12T06:45:24
    Funk499 says...
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    That is the worst vag tat I've ever seen. When you don't actually look closely it just looks like she has some kind of arboreal fungus no doubt acquired in a shemale midget threesome on her last trip to Brazil. Further evidence of why I don't like the tattoo culture: people think covering yourself with anything is cool as long as its ink. What it looks like isn't as important as the hierarchy of how hardcore you are for where you put it.
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