Now this is a girl who obviously loves DP. She does another enthusiastic MMF in "Lights, Camera, Fuck Me!" (For some reason, she is not credited in the scene, though her name is the DVD credits.) It's difficult to say in which scene she's more into it - maybe this newly posted one.

Where is everyone seeing Felony's photo? On the log in page? I'm seeing the same girl who has been there for quite a long time - Mia Rose.

Not that I agree with trAstE9uSTAz, but Dani DID retire. She announced it on her MySpace page Jan '08.

How could they have made a pirate porn without putting Brian Surewood in it?

I guess I'm supposed to watch this and imagine it's my dick Ariana is rubbing all the skin off of? Yeesh. Getting a dry handjob is bad enough - watching one is worse. I'd much rather see Ariana getting railed in the shitter than doing this.

If only those alchemists had never discovered that fifth element, we'd all be better off.

proverbial: Probably your best bet is to take a look at some of the features here on the site. Hilariously bad acting can take some of the nerves out of your lady friend's first time porn viewing. "Lady in the Iron Mask" (Anita Blonde) is pretty good couples fair. You might take a look at that.

There are plenty of really hot women here and I can easily forgive the soft focus, but this shit is all dubbed over with horribly fake moans. What the shit is that? I want to hear the REAL sounds the girls make not repetitive "oo ah oo oo" kung fu movie quality "voice" overs. Crap. Pass.

If the director would put a sack, a motor cycle helmet or one of those lucha libre masks over Mark Wood's busted mug, it would greatly improve any scene he's in. It's just not right that this douche gets to fuck chicks this hot.

I've seen those Bang Brothers scenes you're referring to and I couldn't disagree more. The only difference between those and this is that Gianna is thicker here than there.