My membership is just about up and this looks like a great note to leave on.

Not to be confused with X-Men 3, which sucked for entirely different reasons.

Murdero, I just wanted to let you know I just spent 10 minutes going through every comment you've ever left on this site and neg banging it because you're a fucking troll who seriously needs to die. Dude, we're on a porn site, we're all here to jerk off. You, on the other hand, want to be a celebrity. Is your life really that pathetic? Go out into the real world and get some pussy, man.

There's no way that uniform is up to department regulations.

So this is what it would be like if The Joker got laid.

Hey, Stuckie, every good end of the world movie needs a big explosion at the end ...

The cover says it all. DP can be a hot fantasy, mainly because it shows a chick is down for whatever, but movies like this fail because there is just too much focus on the stunt cocks and not enough focus on the chicks.

I just got blown and fucked my fiancee and just came on this site to see what was new and this DVD still got me hard. That's really all you need to know about this video.

This chick is hot but, Jesus Christ, how many dudes has she fucked if her snatch is that big? I thought the stunt cock was going to fall in. EDIT: What? Clearly you're all a bunch of cap watchers. I downloaded this and had to turn it off, her snatch was way too huge man. I like a tight and tiny (Or at least not blown open) pussy. Sue me.

Sharpshooter, that's wrong and bad for you.