Two of the hottest ladies in the biz and no dick. No dick!!! What a waste!

Eyebrows! Are you fuckin' kidding me. Tits the way God made 'em, a clit to suck on all day, an ass for plenty of cushion and you girls are looking at her eyebrows. Back to cosmetology school for you bozos and get off the damn site.

Charmer can fuck the boat; I'll take the blondes.

But man, what a pussy! Suck that clit in a minute!

Collar bones-check; every rib-check; hip bones-check; pelvic bones-check. Boner-forget about it!

She's on Full Service Fucking on VB but THIS is full service fucking!

There is nothing better than enthusiasm for your work. Best tease on the site: most realistic fuck speech, even though I didn't understand a damn word! Somehow, though, I got the message!

Let's see, fellahs. She's hot as snot, knows it, and they kneel her down on the garage floor and stick a cock in her face. She's thinkin' I'm better then this; he's thinkin' suck the snot out of it, bitch. Only problem is, he doesn't enforce a new attitude in her by pinning her head to the ground and gagging her for three or four minutes. After that, all you gotta do is ask "Allie, sweetie, want to get back up on your knees and play nice or do you want me to try another way to ease your boredom?" After that, her mind will not wander and you guys will be happy. Me, I think she should go apply at Hooters.

One girl, one night, then zip it up for the rest of your life? If you had to, this is the girl and I wish tonight were the night!

Mike, I heard the dude wasn't even in a pool. Did you get her number?