Sounds like she's got hiccups! She needs to drink a pint of sperm through a straw, standing on her head. That'll stop it.....

Cap 4: 120lb PSI. They're gonna explode. I would not drive with that much pressure in my car tyres. It's just too dangerous.

19:05...."Medicine time". I can't stop fucking laughing!!! This will cheer your day up :-)

Oh sweet Jesus - I was meant to be going out tonight for calamari.....

Oh sweet Jesus....I did too and now my dinner's in the bin :-(

I have never seen anyone look so uninterested as she does. She may as well have been asleep!

At 2:45 the stunt cock intentionally moves the red ball with his left shoulder, thus improving his next positional shot. This should have surely been called as a foul and the ball replaced. Nice 'screw shot' though. If I caught someone fucking on my snooker table I'd kick their cunting tits off......it makes the cloth go all shiny. And sticky.

Cap 2 - Extremely premature ejaculation accident?? He's employed the '3 finger stranglehold' to prevent the expanding foam sealant from pumping out of his hair triggered, twitching purple headed custard chucker.

Is it just my pc or are these videos taking an age to stream/download? This is wasting valuable wanking/spanking time & I'd appreciate it if everyone can log off immediately so I can empty my balls before bedtime....WTF is going on???

Now that is one cunting ridiculous tattoo. What the fuck was going on in that cunts head when he had that done?