But I'm allergic! Do you have any Latex-free videos?

Yeah, LOADLAUNCHER is going to have to go. Sorry.

Yep. This is just icing on the cake for my decision to cancel. Or WAS icing. These bitches ate the whole cake.

I believe it's "you're both idiots," not "your both idiots." Maybe you're the idiot.

You know, fuck it. The tattoo, although completely horrible, doesn't matter. She's still really, really hot. AND she's packing. So at least if someone gives me shit, she's got a 9mm and I can relax.

Wow. LOADLAUNCHER is on the positive side of the spectrum. This is new. I get so fucking sick of reading your reviews. But I do agree with this one...her ass is perfect.

Wow, just switched to Brazzers two days ago and I can see I'm not missing anything. This shit has sucked lately. I got so sick of getting let down with these updates. Oh, and now there are no transsexual or fat girl updates. And no masturbation videos. And no nasty classic videos either.

Wow, imagine taking a shit after this. It would just run right out. You wouldn't even have to push. Next time I meet a girl that just got her asshole destroyed like this, I'm going to ask her. I'm curious.

Only way I'm watching Indian porn is if Freida Pinto is staring in it. And she was pretty good in Slumdog Millionare so I think she's going to stick to real acting. Bummer.

Wow, I just wish I could find real hippies that actually looked like this. PERFECT DAY: Get completely blitzed with one of these girls and then fuck them. Can't do much better. Oh but about the video, it sucks.