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    CREAMFUCKINGPIES! Oh, and redheads.
Bring'Um Young #22, Scene 1
Bring'Um Young #22, Scene 1
Cody Lane
18+ Teen, Anal, Ass to Mouth, Big Boobs, Big Butt, Brunette, Cumshot, Facials, Gaping, Gonzo, One-on-One, Tattooed, Tit Fucking
Added May 19, 2013
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    2013-05-20T06:51:58
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    Cody is the quintessential "girl there's no way in hell I'd ever have a chance with." Thank god she does porn.
Dirty Cream Pies , Scene 3
Dirty Cream Pies , Scene 3
Alanah Rae
Big Boobs, Big Cock, Blonde, Cumshot, Cunnilingus, Facials, Gonzo, One-on-One, Oral, Straight Sex
Added May 16, 2013
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    2013-05-17T10:29:41
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    Creampie at 59:50, then cums AGAIN on her face (though not much comes out). Needs creampie tag.
Lewd Conduct #14, Scene 1
Lewd Conduct #14, Scene 1
Ashley Blue
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Big Cock, Brunette, Cumshot, Double Anal, Facials, Gaping, Gonzo, MMF, Small Tits, Threesome
Added May 16, 2013
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    2013-05-17T07:50:44
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    Repost of Before They Were Stars #2, Scene 4 (11:30). This one is the original scene, so replace that one with this one.
More Poles Than Holes #4, Scene 1
More Poles Than Holes #4, Scene 1
Lexie
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Blonde, Cream Pie, Cumshot, DP, Gangbang, Gaping, Gonzo, Group Sex, HD, Roleplay, Schoolgirl, Toys
Added May 16, 2013
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    2013-05-17T07:36:33
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    One vaginal creampie and two anal creampies (though both start by squirting the outside of the butthole before reinserting). Guy who vaginally creampies her looks like deadmau5.
Ballbusting And Cockbiting Cheerleader Femdom Blowjobs #3, Scene 2
Ballbusting And Cockbiting Cheerleader Femdom Blowjobs #3, Scene 2
Serena Silva
18+ Teen, Blowjob, Cheerleader, College-girl, Cumshot, Facials, Fetish, Gonzo, Latinas, Legs and Feet, Older Men, One-on-One, Oral, Petite, Roleplay, Small Tits, Tattooed
Added May 16, 2013
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    2013-05-17T07:05:38
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    I've seen longer and harder Vienna sausages, for god's sake.
Stretch My Holes, Scene 4
Stretch My Holes, Scene 4
Audrey Hollander
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Cumshot, Facials, Fetish, Gaping, Gonzo, Masturbation, One-on-One, Redhead, Stocking, Toys
Added May 7, 2013
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    2013-05-08T07:04:28
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    So THAT'S how they make plastic dowels! This was way more interesting than watching How It's Made.
Pregnant Gang Bang #1
Pregnant Gang Bang #1

Blowjob, Fetish, Gangbang, Gonzo, Group Sex, Oral, Pregnant, Straight Sex
Added May 7, 2013
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    2013-05-08T06:55:33
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    Wish the girl was cuter, but I still love pregnant gangbangs. You really think it's depressing? Ever fucked a pregnant chick, especially one pregnant with someone else's baby? It's hot.. they're very sexual when pregnant, and plus it's not like you can get her pregnant again, lol.
Amateur Night In The Neighborhood, Scene 1
Amateur Night In The Neighborhood, Scene 1
Jade
Amateur, Blonde, Cumshot, Gonzo, One-on-One, Small Tits, Straight Sex
Added May 6, 2013
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    2013-05-07T18:27:04
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    And cigarettes. A real classy bunch.
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    2013-05-07T06:57:50
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    How do you even get the camera angle wrong? All he had to do was set up the god damn camera with the bed in the center of the frame.
Amateur Night In The Neighborhood, Scene 3
Amateur Night In The Neighborhood, Scene 3

Amateur, Blonde, Gonzo, One-on-One, Small Tits, Straight Sex
Added May 6, 2013
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    2013-05-07T06:58:29
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    Same couple from scene 1. And although at the beginning they say he got a better angle, it still isn't perfect.. cuts off the top of their heads at times. C'mon, man, zoom out just a tiny bit.