And the medal for shittiest male actor in porn goes to: This guy. This is a pornographic atrocity. I feel so bad for her. She tried to act and be into it, and he shot down all of her attempts. When they got past their awkward dialogue he struggled to keep it up the entire time. At one point he resorted to clenching his noodle in a fist while she tried to fuck him. He finally got going and quickly had to stop, so he bit down on her leg, smashed one of her tits in one hand and played with her pussy like he was polishing a car with the other. When she couldn't take it any longer, she tried to pretend he had pleased her and they resumed having sex for a minute or two until he anticlimactically climaxed on her belly without saying a word. She again tried to be sexy by sucking his dick and he responded with, of all things, "Where am I?" What the fuck? This was painful to watch

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. ok not really, just wanted to use that line

LOL @ 13:48 - I hate it when a ball gets stuck up there!