Bacteria... Human Fertilizer... Remnants of an egg salad sandwich... a pre-cancerous growth... The microscopic city of Tonguetopia, where everyone lives in harmony with their neighbor, but there is a distinct lack of public sanitation or adequate access to wifi hotspots. I think that's about it.

Goddamn This Recession!

They must have lured her off the video poker machine in the reception area of the VD clinic with promises of Methadone and Bon Jovi tickets.

Compared to the first Scene of this movie, this girl is Scarlett Johansson's hotter sister.

"Revenge Sex Tapes"... From the caps, it's hard to tell who is getting revenge on who.

Notice the pinkie finger extended in Cap 6? Someone's been to finishing school.

I don't believe a damn word Bree says, but that doesn't make her any less effective.

Teens Just Pretty Enough For Porn

Ellie is the only girl that makes me want to cuddle with the screen after a performance.

With that music at the beginning, I halfway expected a voice over from Carl Sagan to start up, "Behold, female on female cunnilingus. An oral dance where the steps are as majestic as they are carnal. For the billions and billions of onlookers who peer into this window to look upon their lust, nature has truly rewarded them with one of her most awe-inspiring displays." - Sorry if I just ruined the intro or any future viewings of Cosmos for anyone.