Where are you shopping, Jimmy? It's closer to $.20 per gig for internal, just a little more for external.

Screencap 6 reminds me of that movie "Alien". Right when the pod opens up, just before the face-hugger jumps out.

Upsux, wasn't it four FRIED chickens and a coke that Jake ordered?

Was she snorting coke through her eyeballs?

The glasses at the dollar store look better than these. I think they got them out of the lost & found at Cracker Barrel, and I agree that none of these girls actually look like they wear glasses. They're wearing them too low and looking over the top so they can see normally. I do it all the time at work when my safety glasses get dirty and I don't have time to clean them.

I downloaded this clip immediately after looking at screencap 1. Talk about a perfect shot!

This vid reminds me of a Sienfeld episode. Jerry had this girlfriend who looked hot most of the time but when the light hit her just right, she was ugly. Kramer said she was a "two face" - I think it was the Christmas episode where the Festivus holiday was introduced, but I could be wrong.

I must have had too much to drink - can hardly see the picture.

Screencap 4 - is he at an airport?

Screencap 1 - Drew Carey is now in the porn biz! Edit - Sorry chef, I'm not jerkin' anybody off but myself. Hate to ruin your little fantasy. I just thought the guy looked a little like Drew Carey with the glasses and all - but you're the one who turned it into a homosexual fantasy. I'm guessing you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car.