Sucks with all the split screen shit here not worth a DL

Ok So I guess that Steven Segal has finally had to resort to doing shitty porn to stay in film. cap#1 ( kind of looks like Segal there )

@ SmokinGT well you know he will always be popular ( since all his friends will want to hang out at his house ) Hell think of the sleepovers and his buds trying to sneak into " Mommy's Room " And shit in the summer she can make sure they always have one hell of a " Slip-N-Slide "

Doe's it get a pap smear or a prostate exam? Or BOTH? thats one scarey bitch!

" Be Gentle it's my first time "? What in the last hour?

" It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose "

Come on it is her first anal ( on that set, in those FMP's, of that particular day ) but I am betting her colon has seen more cock than a Urinal at Heathrow International.

Wow got some calling this stunt dick a douche and others saying we should look him up in L.A. to say he is one. Well I could give two shits about him one way or the other, if I thought he was a douche I would have no fears of calling him one to his face, as for going and saying shit to some East L.A. gang well I am not stupid and if I did it well lets say there would be a contingency plan in effect to make sure the area of operation was one that was good for the op. Shit guys it is porn here I am sure she was well paid to have his foot on her head ( now taking a cock in the ass and a load on her face on cam is not degrading? yeah this is a chick we all want a long lasting relationship with )

Sily Slutova sucks semen by the seashore

When did Dee Schnider have his sex change? If I were him I would go hunt down the doc that fucked up the tit job and demand a refund. As for the stunt dick I have to ask where did he hide the popcycle stick he had to use to " Splint " his hardon ( this bitch will knock a buzzard off a shit wagon )