Personally, I was unaware that Colonel Sanders had a homosexual streak, but then I can be soooo out of touch.

I know some like their porn stars kinda sweet, lovely, almost sophisticated. For me, sick, perverted, submissive and obviously carrying a 50-gallon drum full of childhood issues makes for a much hotter video. Exhibit A: Kelly Wells. I gotta admit Audrey meets all the criteria, but she just doesn't quite do it for me. I chalk it up to a prejudice against redheads and freckles.

Check cap 4. This girl has "teeny" tits. A wee bit puffy now!

While I find the name of this series somewhat disconcerting and offensive, I'd have no issue with Honkie Hores. But that's just me.

Scarlett Owhora?!?! I assume the dick belongs to Rhett Butthole... or perhaps the Buttler did her.

I think we have to give Audrey her props. She's a slut, totally willing to have anything shoved up her gaping ass. I get hot just writing it! Apparently in Euro versions Audrey takes a whole fistful of dollars up her butt... uh, so to speak.

Plot summary: woman shows pussy and ass, woman sucks cock, woman gets fucked in pussy, woman gets fucked in ass, guy cums on woman's face. I hope this doesn't ruin it for anyone!