Personally, I was unaware that Colonel Sanders had a homosexual streak, but then I can be soooo out of touch.

Note to porn producers: why not do a cumshot cumpliation vid by "category." One scene of on the face; one scene of on the tits; one scene in the ass: etc. Then you could select for favorite area of deposit and enjoy an uninterrupted stream, so to speak. Or a consistent giztacular!

I know some like their porn stars kinda sweet, lovely, almost sophisticated. For me, sick, perverted, submissive and obviously carrying a 50-gallon drum full of childhood issues makes for a much hotter video. Exhibit A: Kelly Wells. I gotta admit Audrey meets all the criteria, but she just doesn't quite do it for me. I chalk it up to a prejudice against redheads and freckles.

Year ago a guy told me: the more messed up the girl's childhood, the better the sex. Wilder, kinkier. And experience proves it's true. Speaking of Audrey, in the Euro versions she takes fists, baseball bats, Goodyear Radials... all up the butt without flinching. Perhaps not a good long-term anal retention strategy, but you gotta admire her fuckedupedness!

Despite the artificial tits, I think she deserves credit. I mean her brother Charles really didn't turn out all that well...

Check cap 4. This girl has "teeny" tits. A wee bit puffy now!

While I find the name of this series somewhat disconcerting and offensive, I'd have no issue with Honkie Hores. But that's just me.

Scarlett Owhora?!?! I assume the dick belongs to Rhett Butthole... or perhaps the Buttler did her.

I think we have to give Audrey her props. She's a slut, totally willing to have anything shoved up her gaping ass. I get hot just writing it! Apparently in Euro versions Audrey takes a whole fistful of dollars up her butt... uh, so to speak.

Plot summary: woman shows pussy and ass, woman sucks cock, woman gets fucked in pussy, woman gets fucked in ass, guy cums on woman's face. I hope this doesn't ruin it for anyone!