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    02-20-2009

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Don't Let Daddy Know #2, Scene 5
Don't Let Daddy Know #2, Scene 5
Alexis Texas
18+ Teen, Big Butt, Blonde, Cunnilingus, Gonzo, One-on-One, Oral, Rimming, Straight Sex
Added Mar 20, 2009
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    2009-03-21T17:22:32
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    God damn it. Why can't Mark Wood pull a Haley Paige already?
Double Parked #15
Double Parked #15
Alicia Angel, Holly Wellin, Lucy Love, Carmelita, Nikki Sun, Hillary Scott
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Cumshot, DP, Facials, Gonzo, MMF, Threesome
Added Mar 20, 2009
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    2009-03-20T14:37:56
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    Holy crap! These chicks are having sex on camera for money! And they're naked!
Love At 1st Fuck #3, Scene 1
Love At 1st Fuck #3, Scene 1
Kyra Steele
18+ Teen, Cunnilingus, Gonzo, One-on-One, Oral, Redhead, Sixty-nine, Small Tits, Straight Sex
Added Mar 17, 2009
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    2009-03-17T19:42:43
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    Guys, if your legs look like that and you're going to do porn, fucking shave. Seriously.
Look I'm Hairy #7
Look I'm Hairy #7
Juliana, Kelly, Sabrina, Yuri
Big Butt, Cunnilingus, Fetish, Gonzo, Hairy, Interracial, Latinas, One-on-One, Oral
Added Mar 15, 2009
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    2009-03-16T11:47:47
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    Look, I'm hairy too but you don't see me making porn and neither should you.
Blowjob #2, Scene 7
Blowjob #2, Scene 7
Cory Everson
Big Boobs, Blowjob, Brunette, Cumshot, Facials, Fetish, Gonzo, Legs and Feet, Older Men, One-on-One, Oral, Tit Fucking
Added Mar 13, 2009
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    2009-03-14T18:21:48
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    This is on my bucket list too.
Hit Dat Shit #5
Hit Dat Shit #5
America, Kandi Kream, Aaliyah Brown, Jezabelle Sweets, Angel Skye, Vivica Coxx
Black, Gonzo
Added Mar 8, 2009
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    2009-03-09T09:16:45
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    I think they misspelled "That"
Ass Games, Scene 5
Ass Games, Scene 5
Haley Paige
Anal, Big Boobs, Gaping, Gonzo, Latinas, One-on-One
Added Mar 5, 2009
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    2009-03-06T02:05:38
    CaptainAwesome says...
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    I wouldn't be surprised if the next update has a Haley Paige scene where she talks about Obama and/or the Madoff Scandal. Bitch may be dead, but she's cranking out new flicks somehow.
Bitch #3
Bitch #3
Aaliyah Jolie, Amber Wild, Azalea Lee, Dakota Cameron, Kaiya Lynn, Kat, Roxy Jezel, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Trixie Cas, Vivian West
Cunnilingus, Gonzo, Lesbian, One-on-One, Oral, Toys
Added Mar 2, 2009
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    2009-03-05T03:06:45
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    Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen approve.
Ass Munchers #4, Scene 2
Ass Munchers #4, Scene 2
Erin Moore
Blonde, Cumshot, Gonzo, One-on-One, Oral, Rimming, Small Tits, Swallowing
Added Mar 3, 2009
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    2009-03-04T21:45:47
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    Just once I want to see someone fart in the chick's face.
Ass Lickers #5
Ass Lickers #5
Holly Wellin, India, Jada Fire, Lyla Lei, Trinity James, Vanilla Skye
Anal, Ass to Mouth, Gonzo, Interracial, One-on-One, Oral, Rimming
Added Mar 4, 2009
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    2009-03-04T21:44:43
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    I find it funny that someone, somewhere has a professional resume out there that lists "Ass Lickers #5" as recent work.