Yeah, I can hear it now, "If you think this is going to get me to let you cum on my face, you're dreaming." LOL

A whole lotta health code violations all up in that kitchen. I ain't eating there. And yeah...nice boots, poofter.

Are they real? Who gives a shit! I know Santa Claus isn't real, but I still enjoy Christmas.

She's perfect like this. Why would she ever ruin her body with a boob job?

Older? No. That's not at all what I was saying. It's all the garish augmentation. Nina Hartley is older, yet still very appealing. Has she gotten a boob job? Yes, but at least it's more natural looking that whatever Taylor Wane did to herself. She looks like an over-inflated parade float. She destroyed her natural good looks with really bad plastic surgery. THAT is what I'm talking about.

Wow, does she look used up. Check her out in a scene she did with Mike Horner in a movie called Body Music 2 from 1990. She was so fucking hot back then; a natural beauty. Sad to see her look like this, really.

Man, it's all downhill after the front cover. This looks like Indonesian Hostage Porn.

Note to viewers: they aren't using the term 'nasty' ironically here. Caution is advised.

Cap 3: What giving birth feels like.

On a pool table? That can't be comfortable...and they're going to need a new felt, now.