Cap #3 made me throw up in my mouth a little. The Japanese are on the cutting edge of so much in technology, why have they lapsed so far behind in genital shaving?

I'm officially bored with porn. There's nothing legally left that they can make these girls do that I haven't seen multiple times. It doesn't even faze me any more. Time to get a hobby, I guess.

This scene would be close to perfection if the goofy director would just shut the fuck up. Even so, it's probably her best scene on this site so far.

Lazien, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you can't see the difference between a man's ass and a woman's ass, you might be gay.

How is this cum dodging cow still getting work? She was barely hot back when she was skinny, and she's never been exciting to watch.

This is how the Salma Hayek scene in Dogma should have gone.

It's comforting to know that as I get older, whores will continue to like money, and most likely get hotter and hotter. I love whores.

Holy fucking shit! Is this some sort of April fools joke?

I almost forgot that they used to try to have a plot in pornos. This scene is all over the place for no good reason. It's really too bad, there is some decent ass-fucking in it.

Pot has nothing to do with it. Who wouldn't be interested in watching Jasmine get kinda greasy and then fucked in the ass? She is dirty in the way that every woman should be. I'm not really sure why the stuntcocks had to dress like gay Destro for the scene, but whatever makes her happy, I guess.