Who's the guy in a mask and a thong on the cover?

Nothing in this video description is accurate, and the image of watching these Japanese guys and their small and often weirdly-shaped dicks awkwardly fucking girls who rarely look like they're remotely into it is just too much.

If these women hadn't touched a razor in "a long time," they would have underarm hair, they would have even thicker bushes, and the hair from their bush would be fading into hair on their thighs and lower legs. If you claim you like "real women with hair, natural women!" then you better man up and tell your wives or girlfriends to stop shaving their underarms and legs.

No, we would not all pay good money for a shot at that. Contrary to what some like to believe, many of us have access to sex in the real world, and that leaves me with a pretty limited list of what I would actually "pay for." This girl is not one of them. I love tats, even what some would call "trashy" tats, and even extensive body-wide tats - but they have to be done in a way that complements the body. These are fucking horrible.

Aaand I'm done with VB. Going to redirect my dollars to the multi-site sites that have fewer (but still frequent) updates with higher quality stuff. Seriously, it's Skeeter today. A month ago it was some other ridiculously lame shit. Next month Skeeter will be gone but something equally as lame will take its place. I'm currently paying my monthly subscription for what equates to a handful of downloadable scenes over the last month. It's always been a given that lower quality comes with quantity, punctuated by some quality stuff here and there, but the typical update now is so poor that the multi-site sites are now good deals again. Never thought I'd say that.

So bad color, bad saturation, and derivative performances are "GRADE A" in Ronzilla's estimation? This explains a lot about what's wrong with porn any more ...

Euro girls pretending to be teens pretending they're being ravaged by tiny-dicked euro dudes ... "Oh, baby, I can't handle your five inch penis ya oooo ya!" (Yes, please neg bang me all ye fetishists and guys who haven't seen this exact same video ninety-seven times already.)

How, exactly, are these girls loving getting pounded in the ass until the "cum all over the dick!" And, no, 5-inch eurodicks are not "pounding" anyone.

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. FEET FETISH IS NOT LEG FETISH. Cumming on feet is not part of a leg fetish. Focusing on feet IS NOT PART OF A LEG FETISH. Are porn directors illiterate? Can they not use fucking Wikipedia? I am so fucking tired of 95% of porn being so fucking idiotic.

Blow job. Reverse cowgirl. Jack off onto face. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. And it's still better than 98% of the last two months of updates.