This is the stuff right here.

Very pretty girls, nice bodies...and completely forgettable action. Without a doubt, the girls are very hot which makes how lukewarm the action is a shame. You've got your standard kissing, fondling, a little pussy eating, a little dildo action. And, really, that's it. You get the feeling they fake everything. In fact, if they spent 1/10 the energy they used up to fake it and put that energy into the scene, this could have been a hell of a scene.

they do fake everything, but they fake it for the money and for us! yay! =)

I was just about to say the same thing. Caption 1 is awesome!