she's cute but igor fucks the scene up with the earring on his dick.

That dick ring is the stupidest thing I have ever seen

Aspen has lovely tits and nicely shaped chubby tum, as for the guy A RING on his COCK?? What a fucken idiot, it really takes from the scene

They must've paid her a lot of money to fuck this loser. I mean, seriously, this guy is a fucking dickhead.

Movie lines are only funny in the actual movie.

NO DICK RINGS PLEASE. THANKS.

She's got some of the best tits, along w/ Faye Reagan/Valentine

Aspen has all the physical tools a porn star could ever want...but I have seen door knobs with more enegy. Give me 1 Holly Dayz over 10 Aspens anytime.

OMG . Aspen Stevens is hot and SEXY.. She the most beautiful woman in the world. mrdvd

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town! Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go? Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen. Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Nicolas Cage should stick to legit cinema, he totally sucks at porn.

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