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thewash says...+249+256-7I want to be the 1st to fuck her,But 1st I,m gonna write my name on the soles of my shoe,s so you,ll know who it is in there. -
stiff11 says...+62+73-11lol the guy with the glasses looks like the principal from beavis and butthead -
sirjux2pose says...+54+56-2This would make a great episode on "How its Made". -
KetchupKid says...+51+54-3Haha I'm calling shenanigans. The camera conveniently pans away when the head of the dildo gets inserted our pulled out. I think they have a headless king dong that gets pushed hard enough into her crotch and (with the right camera angles)creates a fucking disgusting illusion. -
swedish says...+34+37-3If she ever has a baby, it'll fly out of that pussy like a water slide. -
tommy13 says...+23+25-2reminds me of the old big-pussy joke punchline: "fuck finding your flashlight, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here..." -
elmatador says...+22+23-1I thought my job sucked, at least i dont have to trim excess plastic off of rubber nut sacks. -
homonym says...+18+20-2Next time I got a mission on Hoth, I know who my partner is. -
vanschlick says...+14+18-4HELLO... hello... hello... ANYBODY IN THERE... anybody in there... there... there -
caustikmanik says...+9+17-8Oh. My. God. -
beer4christ says...+9+15-6I'm a paramedic. And I'm a doctor. And together were are going to fuck Candy with King Dong. Pure fuckin comedy gold. -
elferness says...+8+12-4Those calculations are completely accurate -
deep_sea_diving says...+8+16-8So am I the only one who thought this was hot? -
cuneo42 says...+8+10-2I thought Wayne Rooney was the biggest cunt in the world until this. -
1murds says...+7+10-3this is so fake its stupid -
numbnumb11 says...+5+9-4Yeah, she doesn't smoke crack. -
misanthrope says...+4+6-2Ah, so now I know who's vagina it is that Mark Davis has his head up in that video I downloaded when I first got LimeWire. It showed penetration, and was definitely real. EDIT: Do not, as I unfortunately did, watch this scene while eating Taco Bell. I used to love chalupas too...damn. -
chubber says...+3+5-2maximus, she's already had a few babies, she just doesn't know it yet. -
Zokora4 says...+3+4-1Somehow the phrase "hot dog down a hallway" doesn't even do this scene justice. Fucking this skank would be like a porn version of 'Lost in Space'. -
danelly2 says...+3+4-1psychiatrist please. -
Sikboy says...+3+7-4Ketchupkid is right on. This was faked. Since when in porn don't they show the actual penetration shot? -
jewporn says...+2+3-1if she every gives birth the baby will just walk out.who needs the midwife -
knebh says...+1+2-1Someone call 911!!! -
inked296m1 says...+1+2-1Well can't follow that! -
daddyglobal says...0+1-1Could you imagine telling afirst date that you work in a dildo factory. "Oh, well I trim the balls". That would suck! -
svol2 says...0+3-3ya it does look like principle mcvicker lol -
Gooman49 says...0+0-0Good God! How does she keep her guts in? -
Rift4430 says...0+6-6Yeah i'm callin bullshit..first off something that big would definitly cause significant damage to her Vag, there would almost certainly be bleeding yet there is none. Its faked. -
maximusmaximus says...0+5-5Now Im sure she wont have any trouble having babies -
fyqitu5 says...-1-1+0yup looks so incredibly fake, but oh so funny...bald headed guy with the glasses goes home to his missues.."Guess what honey, i was in a porno today!!" won't be long now before candy apples appears with another challenge...dildo shaped like a baby's head!! Get that back inside ya! -
lukewilson says...-1-15+14I would have rathered they let me know they did that plaster cast of my cock for a film. I would have asked for royalties... -
Swinger_couple says...-1-1+0Cap 6 - This is what happens after 8 years of tea bagging republicans in the white house. -
blakat77 says...-1-3+2The answer to "Why?" is most often, "Money" -
noonoo says...-1-10+9Finally a chic that can handle me!!! :-)~ -
moomopmoo says...-2-2+0What can be said that would add to the specasscular feat of this giant didlo asscapade? Candy Apples takes a giant dong where its never been before! -
smigaaron says...-2-2+0dude's gold rolex is classic! -
funonly says...-2-4+2What in the fuck of all that's unholy?!?!?! -
AKING0319 says...-2-3+1This what you can do when you don't take that extra stitching near the anus after having a baby! Her shit would be like fucking a 55 gallon drum right after that dildos been in there! Better wait a couple hours before going in the snatch for feeling. -
chrmat88 says...-2-3+1I think its hilarious that the "EMS" guy doesn't take her blood pressure correctly in any fashion lol -
happyhotdog88 says...-2-2+0Who knew a little childhood molestation would lead to this. Bald guys with big heads finally have a chance to be inside a pornstar. Must provide own snorkel. -
misterchunks says...-2-4+2cuneo42 - thats the funniest comment i have ever seen on this site - i just laughed till i cried... -
balexsmith says...-2-3+1If you know any missing people, her pussy is the first place I'd look. -
jericho55 says...-2-2+0I'm seconding the shenanigans...but some pretty funny shit. -
dutch410 says...-2-4+2Why would she do this to herself? Can she even enjoy sex? Why doesn't that guy just stick his head up her pussy; maybe she'll feel something then. -
nostayer says...-2-13+11This is boarder-line gore. -
JCleghorn1 says...-7-12+5It's head is as big as hers in caps 3 & 4... yeah that's nothing, I bet I could take bigger!
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