"Closed Captioning for the heterosexuality impaired proudly provided by Colossal Entertainment"

ya know i dont mind the tranny vids when the tranny is taking it...but i cant watch the ones with the dude getting fucked.....but i can watch the ones with hot chicks using strap ons on guys..........i dont know

It's not being gay if you're on a boat or in prison.

Wow, the only reason they have subtitles is for people who don't understand their language.. like me, its crazy actually knowing what their saying for once

who says "gosh"? really? "good golly gosh, babe, that feels good!"

what the hell is wrong with this guy

what a shirt lifting half a fag

WTF!

cc sex scene. what next. audio for the visually impaired. "The feminine looking male in drag begins to suck the humongusly gay mans schlong commenting on how his is longer". "I wish I could figure out a way to get back at my parents for not giving me attention when I was younger and not have to get fucked in the ass by this dude with tits, and end up in hell" the eternally damned dick catcher thought. I hope Elton John narrates