Doctor - "Mr. Stone, if we add 5 inches to your dick, it will be impossible to obtain a full erection, and in fact, will look like a broken banana or a crooked finger."L.S. - "SHUT THE FUCK UP. GIVE ME MORE COCK, FUCKER. ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH"

cap 6......lemme quess

someone kill lee stone please.

How bout that ASS??!!! Hello?? That ass triumphs all.

I wish bent cock would stop hanging weights on his dick as if it bends much more it will end up his asshole.

Lee Stone: The World's Most Recognizable Prick.

If I could go back in time, I would: A) Kill Hitler B) Make Lee Stone gay

My god, I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard. Seriously keep up the good work guys, truly the jokes made my night :)

lol dear god these lee stone comments are hilarious.I honestly didn'thave a problem wit him at first,and did'nt even know who he was a fewmonths ago,but thanx to all of the comments etc. he's famous as shitnow.Congratulations,u gave him power.But anyways I'm not on his side ATALL,but I am curious as to y his dick bends downward,I mean I canunderstand y it would bend upward,but how the fuck do u get it to benddownward???

Cap 6: I heard that's is where they got the design for the St. Louis arch.

Cap 6 might as well be in the main banner for this site.

i know that schlong

LOOK!! It's the return of Boomerang Dick! Is that what the ladies down under call a Boomerang Boner!!

Just an answer to Teddybearblue as to how Lee Stones prick can bend downward and not upward: he must have had sugery. Penis enlargement usually leaves the man deformed. In this case very deformed. Now, if only they could surgically remove his larynx it wouldn't be so bad.

All I can say is that she is hot juicy and plump. I would eat that alll day

WARNING: ATTACK OF THE KILLER BANANA DICK!! NOT THIS WADJOCKEY AGAIN, WON'T THIS STEROID FUCK JUST DIE OF SOME FUCKED UP DISEASE?? HOW CAN I KEEP A FAT WITH HIM THERE??

On a personal note, I really like the scenes where the male talent is much, much louder than the female and he isn't afraid to exercise his impressive vocal abilities without a single momentary break; I mean, actually hearing the girl can get REALLY distracting. I find it that much easier to jerk off when all I can hear is the guy grunting and cursing, drowning out all noise from the girl... so, job well done for this scene, A++

I wish you guys would give equal notice to the chick. I assume you noticed there's a cute chick in this scene! These girls are developing a complex. They probably cry their little eyes out, cause Lee and his dick were noticed and mentioned 4 times more then her, like as if she wasn't even there.These girls throw their bodies into the scene, and pull out all the stops, and you still don't notice them??? YOU GUYS NEED HELP!!!!!!

Loved the girl,beautiful and full package. But the only thing i thing i find wrong is old BENT DICK is in the vid. He ought to go to a surgeon and have that thing straightened out.

Jesus I wish everyone would stop crying about the guys in the scenes. I like the chicks, not the dudes cock.

haha well said larryjoe. I couldn't have said it better myself. For kicks though here is an alternate ending. "L.S." *breaks neck*