Again with that fucktard phony-pirate asshole?

Cap 2 - perfection

Yeah, Brian Surewood is a reliable performer, but I hate when they show his face. He reminds me of that guy in Dodgeball, who thought that he was a pirate.

Ay matie! Thar she blows! (ok, sorry. That was fucking stupid)

this girl... damn.. I can stare at her ass all day.... I got her ass on my phone, in my car, on my desktop, in my wallet, on facebook, in my dairy, on my blog, on the wall, as my screensaver, in my thoughts and in my dreams. . . She's an ass-goddess.. anybody know her last name? I wanna marry her .. !! and also those wet horny looks she keeps throwing ! makes me wanna cry tears of joy!

I seldom D/L the Behind the Scenes, but with Naomi, I will save it. I love her, even when she's not getting fucked. She's just sensational.

What's with the lunk-head with the lazy eye in cap 1...? I've got more brains in my left bollock!! But in his defence he has a much better job than me.

I am jealous of these morons because they get to just totally fkng use these hot ass fantasy sluts, but that is the ONLY reason. What a bunch of nutsacks.

bang me if we need more pirate pornstars