cap 1: jabba the slut

The prototypical girl you wake up next to after 4 hours of pounding high octane libations at the local watering hole. You don't remember a thing..she wants you to call her and, of course, you lie and call her a cab instead of driving her home. Then it's usually followed by a week of freaking out that eventually leads to the inevitable appointment to get a broad spectrum STD test.

I think I saw this broad in my town the other day, she had shit her pants and was trying to fight a ghost.

she does have a nice ass though

Nice natural tits and a fat juicy ass I'd fuck

On one hand this girl is really ugly... on the other hand i would rather do her than my wife... you know after 10years been there done that sums it up...

Even a paper bag wouldn't help this one.

Well, personally, I prefer to actually have sex with real, average looking women over jerking off to perfect/fake bod porn starlets

She is fine as long as you don't touch or look at her.

like the floppers

Are you kidding me!!

those fried eggs look nasty

I'm sorry mcfarcry, but it sounds like you have been through a few too many of those "high octane" nights if you're waking up next to something like this.

This girl needs 3 paper bags. one for each person just in case hers falls off they won't see what an ugly girl they are fucking