you would think someone would have invented cum-proof mascara by now.

I heard a rumor that Ashley once did a scene without a cock in her ass.

Why so serious?

The ravages of time does major damage to girls we once thought were hot. And if a person says stuff like "I have known of women looking good in their 40,50 &60's"....well, they always qualify with a "for their age"..and if a dude still thinks a GRAMMA looks good, well, then they are subscribing to the "anything that moves" is do-able....or, when they look at that now 50ish imp, and think "hot"...they have selective memory, and have an imprint of that one time "babe' that they cant shake it from their consious.Last, U may say that at least they have the experience the younguns' don't...well, mebbe, but once they get up in age and down with looks, they are too tired or interested in unleashing all that experience. Thnx for listening, it was fun..and truth b told..".8 to 80 blind crippled or crazy" is us horned toad's motto!

Anybody else find her constant narration of everything in the scene a little annoying?

"If I had known I'd be sucking cock today, I would have worn waterproof mascara."

Tammy Fae? Is that you?

ashley is turning into a pig.